Were this prepare in America, in that location would evidently demand to exist a visible disclaimer that the roasted coffee beans volition not actually stop bullets.
Sean K
April 8, 2022, 12:08 am | # | Reply
Only perhaps they would sell branded, refillable Kevlar cups.
Mitch
April 8, 2022, 12:15 am | # | Reply
That'due south but begging for a pedantic lawsuit.
Clif
April 8, 2022, 8:thirteen am | # | Respond
Mugs shaped like empty beat out casings. Sadly, that'due south something that would totally sell hither. Sell a lot.
Apr ix, 2022, 11:32 am | # | Reply
Pretty sure Black Rifle Coffee Company already does that, yes
NelsonT
April 8, 2022, xi:30 am | # | Reply
But likewise if this was set in America, the disclaimer would be done in the over-used too-fast-to-empathize legal voice-over that would also sneak in the caveat that drinking said java would non plough the consumer into a bullet-proof Super-like Man or Woman.
John Allison Jr.
Apr eight, 2022, ane:01 pm | # | Reply
You patently accept never watched much American Boob tube and certainly never anything broadcast on the CW. At that place is a thing I phone call Movie Logic and Movie Physics. Information technology has nothing to exercise with reality and there are never any disclaimers.
mea culpa
Apr 8, 2022, 1:16 pm | # | Respond
I'll exercise you ane better, we have a Blackness Rifle Coffee Company. None of this pussyfooting effectually with stopping bullets.
G. T. Ogle
April eight, 2022, three:36 pm | # | Reply
Enough coffee beans in a bag would terminate a bullet, depending on the caliber/type. Probably work meliorate if they were tightly packed.
Nigh places where bullets are flying around aren't places where there are a lot of coffee roasters, though, so that part would exist mostly fantastical.
Felixscout
April 8, 2022, six:03 pm | # | Answer
And they're a bunch of weirdos. Sigh.
LenSessions
April 8, 2022, 12:08 am | # | Respond
For some people the eventual off-screen decease of Fizz was the highlight of Eldorado. Morbid buggers.
LenSessions
Apr 8, 2022, 12:10 am | # | Reply
Should I have used spoiler tags?
Apr 8, 2022, 10:eighteen am | # | Answer
Just don't tell anyone what happened to Marcus Tandy and Pilar!!!
When I remember Pilar, my encephalon fills in Penelope Cruz in an Almodovar film. I doubtable that she was not actually played past Penelope Cruz.
Sean K
April 8, 2022, 12:09 am | # | Reply
It looks similar their coworker out front has the vapors.
Joe King
April eight, 2022, 12:23 am | # | Reply
See? I was right! It WAS Lottie'southward sarcastic guess as to what the family coming together is all about!
John Campbell
April eight, 2022, 12:46 am | # | Reply
To exist fair, "Lottie being sarcastic" is a pretty safety bet for just nearly any line.
Jack
Apr 8, 2022, 12:56 am | # | Answer
I one time saw the headline "Geri Halliwell having a baby anile 44" which sounds like it would be a difficult nascency
Clive S
April 8, 2022, 12:58 am | # | Reply
John Campbell
Apr 8, 2022, i:09 am | # | Answer
With belongings costs so high these days, people are older and older when they motion out of their parents.
Sean K
April eight, 2022, 1:18 am | # | Answer
I wonder if Buzz, in the last panel, is feeling sad for the hypothetical erstwhile baby, or for the hypothetical dead chat.
Tarmaque
April 8, 2022, 1:39 am | # | Reply
Another Ginger character. What do you think this is? The BBC?
April 8, 2022, 7:03 am | # | Respond
A russet tone like that has nothing to practice with being ginger
TW
April 8, 2022, 8:17 am | # | Reply
To quote Matriarch Edna:
"Your hair is a lovely colour, my beloved. I don't know, what would you lot call that – anecdote? Dark brown? What did it say on the box?"
April 8, 2022, 9:14 am | # | Reply
Tarmaque
April 8, 2022, 12:23 pm | # | Reply
Realistically, it's been and so long since my hair had much of any color information technology's hard to say. But my mustache is nevertheless red, just to spite my white beard.
Uma Thurmond'southward Feet
Apr 8, 2022, 12:l pm | # | Reply
My hair'southward still dark-brown (by and large) simply the beard is absolute white. When I shaved it off last twelvemonth, I briefly looked similar I was in my 50s. I likewise scared the kids, then I had to grow it back [snif].
Tarmaque
April 9, 2022, 4:51 am | # | Reply
Every one time in a while I shave my beard off, just I generally don't because I always seem to cut myself when I shave my mentum. It's not a big trouble on the rest of my face though.
Currently my hair is much longer than I usually wear it, which means it'due south about an inch long on the top while all the same beingness about 1/4 inch on the sides. When information technology gets this long some of the color starts coming back and I start looking like a surf-serf beach bum. If I shave off my facial hair too I actually look about 15-xx years younger. A somewhat dubious proposition for a homo of my age.
Apr 9, 2022, 11:36 am | # | Reply
Back when we were first married, my wife would occasionally prevail upon me to shave my beard, after which her immediate reaction would be "Uh, grow it dorsum, delight." Subsequently 3 or so iterations of this cycle, I succeeded in reminding her of the inevitable event of such action, and information technology has now gone untroubled for roughly 35 years.
G. T. Ogle
April 8, 2022, 3:38 pm | # | Answer
"auburn" hair they say here
Piers
April 8, 2022, 2:03 am | # | Reply
Wasn't Bunny one of Rod, Jane, & Freddy when I was minor?
April 8, 2022, 10:20 am | # | Reply
Aye, he replaced Matthew Corbett when M.C. went into the family boob business concern. Due to creative differences, Bunny (Roger?) was replaced by Freddy.
Saoirse
Apr 8, 2022, ii:39 am | # | Reply
E'er glad to run across Lottie 🙂
Saoirse
April 8, 2022, ii:43 am | # | Reply
I love Fizz & their single overall strap. cracking look. bold
Rabisch
April 8, 2022, 3:07 am | # | Reply
I'm sure Lottie would be an amazing erstwhile sister. But don't think that'due south the case. Fizz looks like a very dainty person.
Ross Webster
April viii, 2022, iv:36 am | # | Answer
Lottie was mentored by Shelley and Esther and so I accept all the confidence in the world for her equally a big sister, though I also recall a new addition to the family is a flake as well predictable. Indeed Fizz seems prissy though maybe a fleck spacey.
Andrew Hall
April 8, 2022, 11:32 am | # | Reply
Fizz seems slap-up! I see wisdom and a loving heart there, even if they're trapped underneath a few surface failings of Britane's great educational system.
John Campbell
April 8, 2022, 2:53 pm | # | Answer
Lottie would be an astonishing big sister, merely I think good might be more open to interpretation.
Andrew Hall
April eight, 2022, 4:44 pm | # | Answer
Amazing in, say, the way getting caught in a gigantic avalanche holds a certain feeling of awe.
Ross Webster
Apr 8, 2022, 4:33 am | # | Reply
Fizz had an one-time baby? Is she Orkan like in Mork & Mindy?
Alaric Shapli
Apr 8, 2022, two:01 pm | # | Reply
I, ah, think Lottie'southward referring to the hypothetical onetime baby from panel 2. Given the discussion these characters inhabit, though, I could be incorrect.
Ross Webster
April eight, 2022, 4:xl am | # | Reply
I'm going to bet emigrating to Dubai. Lottie'southward mom seems similar the type to suddenly become the mad urge to wake up to a view of the Burj Khalifa every forenoon.
Mads
April 10, 2022, 11:23 am | # | Reply
Harsh. Granted, she'south an estate agent, simply however
Jack
April eight, 2022, 6:42 am | # | Reply
I similar Fizz'due south one strap dungaree situation
April 8, 2022, ii:34 pm | # | Answer
Yes me too. When I was at university in the 70'due south all the girls from the domestic science college (DOMSCI) wore dungarees, brightly coloured ones. Then they went out of fashion simply when my daughter came to visit last Christmas she wore a pair. Very nice.
John 50
April eight, 2022, 7:22 am | # | Reply
I'g a niggling late but where is her regal puffer. Why yellowish
April 8, 2022, 9:fifteen am | # | Reply
Much discussion of puffers to come up in this story.
April 9, 2022, 11:38 am | # | Answer
Unexpected descent into sheer puffery
John L
April xiv, 2022, v:26 am | # | Reply
This is exciting news for me.
Mads
April 10, 2022, 11:25 am | # | Respond
She could be nonetheless in the proces of restocking her puffer drove later the cape incident, though that's years ago
John Campbell
April 11, 2022, two:55 am | # | Reply
She was rocking the majestic puffer in "Circus Windows". It saved her from Grievous Bodily Harm! (Not the Horseman of the Apocalypse.)
Luke Slater
Apr eight, 2022, seven:40 am | # | Reply
Ah, Eldorado, a series whose greatest impact was the trailers which locked so many British minds into pronouncing Eldorado in a thick, Glaswegian accent.
April 8, 2022, ten:21 am | # | Reply
The needle-sharp Eldorado reminiscences are one of the reasons I love the comments under my comics so much.
Apr 8, 2022, 9:31 am | # | Answer
The one-time infant would not be the strangest thing in Tackleford, probably not make the forepart folio of the Cormorant
John Campbell
April eight, 2022, two:48 pm | # | Reply
NFT.
(They need to beginning calling the crypto scam something else. John A. has dibs on that acronym.)
April 8, 2022, 4:00 pm | # | Respond
Every bit someone who has lifted a java handbag, those don't appear to be heavy enough. Lottie and Fizz don't look similar they're lifting lx kg bags. Either that or they are surprising swole.
April eight, 2022, 4:23 pm | # | Reply
Let me be very frank: while Lottie is now poppin' and stiff compared to her previous noodle-armed cocky, I don't think I made this folio "bullet proof".
Katherine W
April ix, 2022, viii:46 pm | # | Reply
I am going to utilize "noodle-armed," thank you.
April nine, 2022, 2:49 am | # | Reply
April ix, 2022, eleven:39 am | # | Reply
Urbane Gorilla
April 9, 2022, 3:36 pm | # | Reply
After you potable information technology does your voice get squeaky?
Mitch
April eight, 2022, 12:04 am | #
Were this prepare in America, in that location would evidently demand to exist a visible disclaimer that the roasted coffee beans volition not actually stop bullets.
Sean K
April 8, 2022, 12:08 am | #
Only perhaps they would sell branded, refillable Kevlar cups.
Mitch
April 8, 2022, 12:15 am | #
That'due south but begging for a pedantic lawsuit.
Clif
April 8, 2022, 8:thirteen am | #
Mugs shaped like empty beat out casings. Sadly, that'due south something that would totally sell hither. Sell a lot.
Apr ix, 2022, 11:32 am | #
Pretty sure Black Rifle Coffee Company already does that, yes
NelsonT
April 8, 2022, xi:30 am | #
But likewise if this was set in America, the disclaimer would be done in the over-used too-fast-to-empathize legal voice-over that would also sneak in the caveat that drinking said java would non plough the consumer into a bullet-proof Super-like Man or Woman.
John Allison Jr.
Apr eight, 2022, ane:01 pm | #
You patently accept never watched much American Boob tube and certainly never anything broadcast on the CW. At that place is a thing I phone call Movie Logic and Movie Physics. Information technology has nothing to exercise with reality and there are never any disclaimers.
mea culpa
Apr 8, 2022, 1:16 pm | #
I'll exercise you ane better, we have a Blackness Rifle Coffee Company. None of this pussyfooting effectually with stopping bullets.
G. T. Ogle
April eight, 2022, three:36 pm | #
Enough coffee beans in a bag would terminate a bullet, depending on the caliber/type. Probably work meliorate if they were tightly packed.
Nigh places where bullets are flying around aren't places where there are a lot of coffee roasters, though, so that part would exist mostly fantastical.
Felixscout
April 8, 2022, six:03 pm | #
And they're a bunch of weirdos. Sigh.
LenSessions
April 8, 2022, 12:08 am | #
For some people the eventual off-screen decease of Fizz was the highlight of Eldorado. Morbid buggers.
LenSessions
Apr 8, 2022, 12:10 am | #
Should I have used spoiler tags?
Apr 8, 2022, 10:eighteen am | #
Just don't tell anyone what happened to Marcus Tandy and Pilar!!!
When I remember Pilar, my encephalon fills in Penelope Cruz in an Almodovar film. I doubtable that she was not actually played past Penelope Cruz.
Sean K
April 8, 2022, 12:09 am | #
It looks similar their coworker out front has the vapors.
Joe King
April eight, 2022, 12:23 am | #
See? I was right! It WAS Lottie'southward sarcastic guess as to what the family coming together is all about!
John Campbell
April eight, 2022, 12:46 am | #
To exist fair, "Lottie being sarcastic" is a pretty safety bet for just nearly any line.
Jack
Apr 8, 2022, 12:56 am | #
I one time saw the headline "Geri Halliwell having a baby anile 44" which sounds like it would be a difficult nascency
Clive S
April 8, 2022, 12:58 am | #
John Campbell
Apr 8, 2022, i:09 am | #
With belongings costs so high these days, people are older and older when they motion out of their parents.
Sean K
April eight, 2022, 1:18 am | #
I wonder if Buzz, in the last panel, is feeling sad for the hypothetical erstwhile baby, or for the hypothetical dead chat.
Tarmaque
April 8, 2022, 1:39 am | #
Another Ginger character. What do you think this is? The BBC?
April 8, 2022, 7:03 am | #
A russet tone like that has nothing to practice with being ginger
TW
April 8, 2022, 8:17 am | #
To quote Matriarch Edna:
"Your hair is a lovely colour, my beloved. I don't know, what would you lot call that – anecdote? Dark brown? What did it say on the box?"
April 8, 2022, 9:14 am | #
Tarmaque
April 8, 2022, 12:23 pm | #
Realistically, it's been and so long since my hair had much of any color information technology's hard to say. But my mustache is nevertheless red, just to spite my white beard.
Uma Thurmond'southward Feet
Apr 8, 2022, 12:l pm | #
My hair'southward still dark-brown (by and large) simply the beard is absolute white. When I shaved it off last twelvemonth, I briefly looked similar I was in my 50s. I likewise scared the kids, then I had to grow it back [snif].
Tarmaque
April 9, 2022, 4:51 am | #
Every one time in a while I shave my beard off, just I generally don't because I always seem to cut myself when I shave my mentum. It's not a big trouble on the rest of my face though.
Currently my hair is much longer than I usually wear it, which means it'due south about an inch long on the top while all the same beingness about 1/4 inch on the sides. When information technology gets this long some of the color starts coming back and I start looking like a surf-serf beach bum. If I shave off my facial hair too I actually look about 15-xx years younger. A somewhat dubious proposition for a homo of my age.
Apr 9, 2022, 11:36 am | #
Back when we were first married, my wife would occasionally prevail upon me to shave my beard, after which her immediate reaction would be "Uh, grow it dorsum, delight." Subsequently 3 or so iterations of this cycle, I succeeded in reminding her of the inevitable event of such action, and information technology has now gone untroubled for roughly 35 years.
G. T. Ogle
April 8, 2022, 3:38 pm | #
"auburn" hair they say here
Piers
April 8, 2022, 2:03 am | #
Wasn't Bunny one of Rod, Jane, & Freddy when I was minor?
April 8, 2022, 10:20 am | #
Aye, he replaced Matthew Corbett when M.C. went into the family boob business concern. Due to creative differences, Bunny (Roger?) was replaced by Freddy.
Saoirse
Apr 8, 2022, ii:39 am | #
E'er glad to run across Lottie 🙂
Saoirse
April 8, 2022, ii:43 am | #
I love Fizz & their single overall strap. cracking look. bold
Rabisch
April 8, 2022, 3:07 am | #
I'm sure Lottie would be an amazing erstwhile sister. But don't think that'due south the case. Fizz looks like a very dainty person.
Ross Webster
April viii, 2022, iv:36 am | #
Lottie was mentored by Shelley and Esther and so I accept all the confidence in the world for her equally a big sister, though I also recall a new addition to the family is a flake as well predictable. Indeed Fizz seems prissy though maybe a fleck spacey.
Andrew Hall
April 8, 2022, 11:32 am | #
Fizz seems slap-up! I see wisdom and a loving heart there, even if they're trapped underneath a few surface failings of Britane's great educational system.
John Campbell
April 8, 2022, 2:53 pm | #
Lottie would be an astonishing big sister, merely I think good might be more open to interpretation.
Andrew Hall
April eight, 2022, 4:44 pm | #
Amazing in, say, the way getting caught in a gigantic avalanche holds a certain feeling of awe.
Ross Webster
Apr 8, 2022, 4:33 am | #
Fizz had an one-time baby? Is she Orkan like in Mork & Mindy?
Alaric Shapli
Apr 8, 2022, two:01 pm | #
I, ah, think Lottie'southward referring to the hypothetical onetime baby from panel 2. Given the discussion these characters inhabit, though, I could be incorrect.
Ross Webster
April eight, 2022, 4:xl am | #
I'm going to bet emigrating to Dubai. Lottie'southward mom seems similar the type to suddenly become the mad urge to wake up to a view of the Burj Khalifa every forenoon.
Mads
April 10, 2022, 11:23 am | #
Harsh. Granted, she'south an estate agent, simply however
Jack
April eight, 2022, 6:42 am | #
I similar Fizz'due south one strap dungaree situation
April 8, 2022, ii:34 pm | #
Yes me too. When I was at university in the 70'due south all the girls from the domestic science college (DOMSCI) wore dungarees, brightly coloured ones. Then they went out of fashion simply when my daughter came to visit last Christmas she wore a pair. Very nice.
John 50
April eight, 2022, 7:22 am | #
I'g a niggling late but where is her regal puffer. Why yellowish
April 8, 2022, 9:fifteen am | #
Much discussion of puffers to come up in this story.
April 9, 2022, 11:38 am | #
Unexpected descent into sheer puffery
John L
April xiv, 2022, v:26 am | #
This is exciting news for me.
Mads
April 10, 2022, 11:25 am | #
She could be nonetheless in the proces of restocking her puffer drove later the cape incident, though that's years ago
John Campbell
April 11, 2022, two:55 am | #
She was rocking the majestic puffer in "Circus Windows". It saved her from Grievous Bodily Harm! (Not the Horseman of the Apocalypse.)
Luke Slater
Apr eight, 2022, seven:40 am | #
Ah, Eldorado, a series whose greatest impact was the trailers which locked so many British minds into pronouncing Eldorado in a thick, Glaswegian accent.
April 8, 2022, ten:21 am | #
The needle-sharp Eldorado reminiscences are one of the reasons I love the comments under my comics so much.
Apr 8, 2022, 9:31 am | #
The one-time infant would not be the strangest thing in Tackleford, probably not make the forepart folio of the Cormorant
John Campbell
April eight, 2022, two:48 pm | #
NFT.
(They need to beginning calling the crypto scam something else. John A. has dibs on that acronym.)
April 8, 2022, 4:00 pm | #
Every bit someone who has lifted a java handbag, those don't appear to be heavy enough. Lottie and Fizz don't look similar they're lifting lx kg bags. Either that or they are surprising swole.
April eight, 2022, 4:23 pm | #
Let me be very frank: while Lottie is now poppin' and stiff compared to her previous noodle-armed cocky, I don't think I made this folio "bullet proof".
Katherine W
April ix, 2022, viii:46 pm | #
I am going to utilize "noodle-armed," thank you.
April nine, 2022, 2:49 am | #
April ix, 2022, eleven:39 am | #
Urbane Gorilla
April 9, 2022, 3:36 pm | #
After you potable information technology does your voice get squeaky?
John Campbell
April 9, 2022, 8:47 pm | #
I mean, they take light beer…